I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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