so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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