Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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