There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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