dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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