drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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