dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Never underestimate the power of titties
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
