dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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