So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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