Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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