My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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