You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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