I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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