my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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