Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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