i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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