Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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