Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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