Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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