Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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