Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
wow bdsm is so cute
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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