just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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