Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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