Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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