Banned from zoo.
Again?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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