You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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