sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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