possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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