Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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