he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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