is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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