Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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