Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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