i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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