so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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