Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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