Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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