i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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