im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do vagina's smell?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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