I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize