Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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