All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
