I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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