Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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