But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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