Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Randomize
