yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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