Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
