that's an acceptable place to lick
this boner is exhausting
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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