Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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