My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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