the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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