whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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