it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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